Satellite made with Duct Tape and Gold Foil

 

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That Satellite is going to withstand 2500 degree temperatures outside the atmosphere, Meteor Storms, space junk, Radiation, Plasma, Friction, Gamma Rays, Solar Flares, Mechanical Failures, Human Error, Computer Glitches, who’s going to refill the Rocket Propellants to keep it in orbit? and whos going to reset Microsoft Windows when it needs a hard reset?

Don’t worry Miss, You ask to many questions for being a woman. You see I am a 100% Certified Genius Engineer from NASA and I have this Satellite wrapped in Gold Foil put together with Duct Tape just like the Lunar Lander and it will never need to be repaired for anything. Murphy’s Law doesn’t count in space. Trust me, Im a Scientist.